It’s not me, it’s your face… (book)

By Pyecraft

Admittedly I am a fan of Facebook. I still prefer it to Myspace. Even so, it is very hard to side with all of the silliness that has been added to it in the past year. It’s a lot like watching a celebrity fall apart, because at one point you could have said that Facebook was simple, beautiful and worth one’s time. It reminded us of our salad days in college. But alas today, the thrill of “poking” is fading away and it is becoming painfully amusing to see how badly things are transpiring for our old friend, the FB.

A Metaphorical Study:

Exhibit A
Clean, ‘pure’ Britney
Filthy, used Britney

Exhibit B
Clean, pure Facebook
Filthy, used Facebook

Additionally, the video below sums up the absurd add-ons and apps that have turned college students’ favorite ’soc net’ into EVERYONE’S favorite ’suck net.’

Come For The Pizza, Stay For the Fight

By Pyecraft

As if underage birthday parties, animatronic make-believe bands and a rat-trepreneur spokesperson weren’t enough excitement, a fight broke out between two angry mothers at a Chuck E. Cheese’s this weekend. It seems that while the young child was celebrating just a mere 9 years of age, the mother’s took the opportunity to channel their tantrum years too.

The unsanctioned ‘brawl pit’ unfolded in the birthday room:

Fight breaks out during party at Chuck E. Cheese

NATICK, Mass. (AP) — A child’s birthday party at a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant was cut short after a fight broke out between two mothers. Natick police said the mom of the 9-year-old birthday boy apparently became enraged because the other woman’s son was “hogging” an arcade game.

Sgt. Paul Thompson said Catherine Aliaga, 38, and Tarsha Williams, 33, both of Boston, would be summoned into court to answer charges of simple assault and battery stemming from the scuffle.

Thompson told the MetroWest Daily News that police received a number of 911 calls about the fight Saturday night.

He said what started as a birthday celebration turned into a “birthday melee.”

Above - Helen Henny, Mr. Munch, Jasper The Hillbilly Hound Dog, and Pasqually Pieplate aren’t programmed to deal with violence.

A testament to their professionalism, they execute every pre-programmed motion and never miss a…

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