Corey Worthington Fights For His Right To Party

He’s baaackkk. Corey Worthington that is - the Audacious Aussie who threw the massive rager at his parent’s home back in January. Thanks to Sajalicious for pointing out the news of his single, “Fight for Your Right (to Party)” making headway into the music scene via Inthemix.

Instead of lighting fires at his parent’s home, the petulant S.O.B. is apparently trying to one-up the Beastie Boys with a cover of their 1986 song that defined my rebel-without-a-cause streak in middle school.

Unfortunately, the club mix sounds just like it is - a hungover Aussie kid doing Karaoke at his parents house. Not catchy enough for my tastes, I’ll stick to the original. And besides, three dudes in sunglasses is way better than one.

In other Worthing-tool news, it is speculated that he will make an appearance on Big Brother and has been offered a job as a party promoter. His single, already receiving criticism as a spin-off of a cult-classic, is available at www.youmenow.com as of Monday, May 5th.

Come For The Pizza, Stay For the Fight

By Pyecraft

As if underage birthday parties, animatronic make-believe bands and a rat-trepreneur spokesperson weren’t enough excitement, a fight broke out between two angry mothers at a Chuck E. Cheese’s this weekend. It seems that while the young child was celebrating just a mere 9 years of age, the mother’s took the opportunity to channel their tantrum years too.

The unsanctioned ‘brawl pit’ unfolded in the birthday room:

Fight breaks out during party at Chuck E. Cheese

NATICK, Mass. (AP) — A child’s birthday party at a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant was cut short after a fight broke out between two mothers. Natick police said the mom of the 9-year-old birthday boy apparently became enraged because the other woman’s son was “hogging” an arcade game.

Sgt. Paul Thompson said Catherine Aliaga, 38, and Tarsha Williams, 33, both of Boston, would be summoned into court to answer charges of simple assault and battery stemming from the scuffle.

Thompson told the MetroWest Daily News that police received a number of 911 calls about the fight Saturday night.

He said what started as a birthday celebration turned into a “birthday melee.”

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